ORIENTATION LECTURE

 

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

-- Winston Churchill

 

History is more or less bunk. -- Henry Ford

 

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. -- Aldous Huxley

 

Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow ain’t as bad as it seems. -- Billy Joel

 

Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.

-- Karl Marx

 

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. -- Napoleon Bonaparte

 

You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way. -- Will Rogers

 

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana

I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject, when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron scumbags devoid of any admirable human qualities.  I failed history. -- Sting

 

Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper. -- Unknown history student

 

The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the west.

-- Unknown history student

 

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.

-- Virginia Woolf

 

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.

-- Albert Einstein

 

Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past. -- George Orwell

 

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. -- Charles Schultz

 


Chapter 1 Quotes

 

“We are as near to heaven by sea as by land.”  Sir Humphrey Gilbert on a ship bound for Great Britain after annexing part of Newfoundland.  He later drowns in a storm.  1583

 

“We found the people most gentle, loving and faithful, void of all guile and treason, and such as lived after the manner of the Golden Age.”  Arthur Barlow, commander of Sir Walter Raleigh’s ship Dorothy upon meeting the natives at a village on the northern tip of Roanoke Island [N. Carolina] 1584

 

“I will make them conform themselves or I will harry them out of the land.”  King James re the Puritans

 

Chapter 2 Quotes

 

“We have found the Indians very faithful in their covenant of peace with us, very loving and ready to pleasure us.  We often go to them and they often come to us.”  Plymouth colonist at Thanksgiving celebration  1621

 

“Since you are strangers here, you should rather conform to the customs of our country.”  Algonquin chief responds to imposition of English law on Indians 1635

 

Chapter 3 & 4 Quotes

 

“We derive our authority from God and the Company, not from a few ignorant subjects.”  Gov Stuyvesant tells New Amsterdam colony’s 1st representative assembly 1653

 

“Be careful how you quarrel with the English.  Although you may do them much harm yet assuredly you will all be destroyed and rooted off the earth if you do.”  Passaconaway, Naragansett sachem in deathbed speech

 

“We return you thanks for the powder and lead given us but what shall we do without guns, throw them at the enemy.”  Iroquois reply to English offer of ammo but no guns

 

“… I am wronged.  It is a shameful thing that you should mind these folks that are out of their wits.”  Martha Carrier hanged as a witch, Aug 19,1692

 

Chapter 5

 

“Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.”  Benjamin Franklin in Poor Richard’s Almanac 1734

 

“He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.”  Benjamin Franklin in Poor Richard’s Almanac 1739

 

Other quotes from Benjamin Franklin:  “Keep your eyes wide open before marriage and half shut afterwards.”

“Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.”

“He that lives upon hope dies farting.”

 

“We have it in our power to begin the world anew.”  Thomas Paine

 

John Adams on Lexington and Concord:  “The fight was between those whose parents but a few generations ago were brothers.”  “I shudder at the thought and there is no knowing where our calamities will end”

 

Samuel Adams on Lexington and Concord:  What a glorious morning this is.  I mean for America.”

 

Lt. Barker, British, on Lexington and Concord:  “Thus ended this expedition, which from the beginning to end was ill planned and ill executed.”

 

Chapter 6

I may point out to the public that heroic youth, Col Washington, whom I cannot but hope Providence has hitherto preserved in so signal a manner, for some imp svc to his country.”  Preaches Rev Samuel Davis of Va July, 1755

 

“Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.”  Benjamin Franklin 1758

 

“The preservation of the means of knowledge among the lowest ranks is of more importance to the public than all the property of all the rich men in the world.”  John Adams, 1775

 

“Unless we are absolutely forced into, we shall avoid a large battle.  With the fate of America at stake, our job is to prolong this war as much as possible.”  Gen. George Washington

 

“From the day I enter upon command of the American armies, I date my fall and the ruin of my reputation.”  G. Washington, Late June 1775

 

“There I guess King George will be able to read that.”  John Hancock upon signing the Declaration of Independence

 

“Yes, we must, indeed, all hang together, or most assuredly, we shall hang separately.”  B. Franklin to J. Hancock upon signing the Declaration of Independence

 

“A national debt if not excessive, will be to us a national blessing.  It will be a powerful cement to our union.”  Alexander Hamilton 1781

 

“May we never see another war!  For in my opinion there never was a good war or a bad peace.”  BF 1783

 

“What astonishing changes a few years are capable of producing.  Have we fought for this?  Was is it with these expectations that we launched into a sea of trouble, and have bravely struggled through the most threatening dangers?”  George Washington 1786

 

“A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen.”  James Madison at he Constitutional Convention

 

[Continental Congress] “members consider themselves under the strongest obligations of honor to keep the proceedings secret.”

 

“Constitutions should consist only of general provisions; the reason is that they must necessarily be permanent, and that they cannot calculate for the possible change of things.”  Alexander Hamilton

 

Chapter 8

 

“As the first of everything, in our situation, will serve to establish a precedent, it si devoutly wished on my part, that these precedents may be fixed on true principles.”  George Washington to James Madison, May 1789

 

“My country has, in its infinite wisdom, contrived for me the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived or his imagination conceived.”  John Adams on office of VP 1789

 

“An injured friend is the bitterest of foes.”  Thomas Jefferson on relations with France 1793

 

“My ardent desire is … to keep the United States free from political connections with every other country, to see them independent of all and under the influence of none.”  George Washington writing to Patrick Henry 1795

 

“Perhaps it is a universal truth that the loss of liberty at home is to be charged to provisions against danger, real or pretended, from abroad.”  Madison to Jefferson 1799

 

“We can no longer say there is nothing new under the sun.  For this whole chapter in the history of man is new.”  Jefferson to Joseph Priestly 1801

 

“I hold it that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing as as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical.”  Thomas Jefferson

 

“The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground.”  Thomas Jefferson

 

“The appointment of a woman to office is an innovation for which the public is not prepared, nor am I.” Thomas Jefferson to Albert Gallatin, secretary of Treasury 1807

 

Presidency “brings nothing but unceasing drudgery and daily loss of friends” asserts TJ in a letter to John Dickenson 1807

 

“Had I been chosen president again, I am certain I could not have lived another year.”  John Adams 1809

 

“The government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion ….”  John Adams to Benjamin Rush 1811

 

“I have yet to learn that the color of the skin … can affect a man’s qualifications or usefulness.”  Commodore Chauncey to Captain Perry upon hearing Perry’s complaints about black reinformcements.

 

Chapter 9

 

“Knowledge is power … knowledge is safety … knowledge is happiness.”  Jefferson

 

The American Revolution “was affected before the war commenced.  The revolution was in the minds and hearts of the people.” John Adams

 

“Damn the weather, we’re sailing on schedule.”  Says Capt of James Monroe as she sailed from NYC to Liverpool beginning 1st regularly scheduled trans-Atlantic svc of Black Ball line

 

“Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.”  Thomas Jefferson

 

Chapter 10

 

“To the victor belong the spoils of the enemy.”  William Macy, January 21, 1832

 

“I can scarcely conceive a more harassing, wearying, teasing condition of existence ….” John Quincy Adams writes of the presidency 1827

 

Pres Jackson in toast at celebration of Thomas Jefferson’s  birthday says on the issue of nullification “Our Federal union – it must be preserved!” VP Calhoun replies “The Union – next to our liberty, the most dear!”

 

“I am in earnest – I will not equivocate – I will no excuse – I will not retreat a single inch – I will be heard.”  Wm Lloyd Garrison in opening editorial of The Liberator

 

“Can anyone of common sense believe the absurdity that a state ha s a right to secede and destroy this union and the liberty of our country with it, or nullify the laws of the union; then is our Const a rope of sand; under such I would not live.”  Andrew Jackson

 

“The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality.”  Pres. Andrew Jackson

 

Chapter 11

 

“The investigation of the rights of the slave has led me to a better understanding of my own.”  Angelina Grimke

 

“We are under the most imperious obligation to counteract every tendency to disunion.”  John Calhoun after War of 1812

“The truth can no longer be disguised, that the  peculiar domestick(sic) institution of the Southern States and the consequent direction which that and her soil and climate have given her industry, has placed them … in opposite relation to the majority of the Union ….”  John Calhoun, 1832

 

“I have ever had but one opinion on the subject [slavery].  Our fate as a people is bound up in the question.”  John Calhoun

 

“Americans are so enamored of equality that they would rather be equal in slavery than unequal in freedom.” Alexis de Tocqueville

 

“I trust these sentiments and opinions are correct; I had rather be right than president.” Henry Clay on his belief that sudden freeing of slaves may stir up racial wars across the land and how this opinion will affect his run for president

 

Chapter 12

 

“In truth though I occupy a very high position, I am the hardest working man in this country.”  James Polk March 4, 1845, inaugural speech

 

“Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty.”  Wendell Phillips; reformer, advocate of rights for women, factory workers, Indians, prisoners and slaves.

 

“Hostilities may now be considered commenced.”  Gen. Zachary Taylor to Pres. Polk upon learning Mexican soldiers crossed the Rio Grande, met and attacked a small detachment of American soldiers killing 11 and capturing the rest

 

 

 

“I do not think there ever was a more wicked war than that waged by the United States in Mexico.  I thought so at the time, when I was a youngster, only I had not moral courage enough to resign.”  Ulysses S. Grant in his memoirs

 

Chapter 13

 

Abraham Lincoln quotes: 

  I surely will not blame [southern people] for not doing what I should not know how to do myself.”  1854

 

“You can fool some of the people some of the time and all of the people some of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.”  1854

 

“The monstrous injustice of slavery deprives our republican example of its just influence in the world – enables the enemies of free institutions, with plausibility, to taunts us as hypocrites.” 1854

 

“A house divided against itself cannot stand… I believe this government cannot endure, permanently half slave and half free.”  1858

 

“Slavery cannot exist a day in the midst of an unfriendly people with unfriendly laws.”  Stephen Douglas

 

Chapter 14

 

Women, like children, have but one right, and that is the right to protection.  The right to protection involves the obligation to obey.”  George Fitzhugh, southern social theorist, 1850s

 

“Before I leave this Government I will have contrived to have a law passed gradually abolishing slavery in this state, or at all events to begin the work of prohibiting slavery on the west side of the Blue Ridge Mountains.”  Governor John Floyd from his diary

 

“Let not slavery prove a barrier to our independence.  If it is found in the way – if it proves an insurmountable object of the achievement of our liberty and separate nationality, away with it!  Let it perish!”  editorial in the Jackson Mississippian

 

“Where, under our Declaration of Independence, does the Saxon man get his power to deprive all women and Negroes of their inalienable rights?”  Susan B.  Anthony

 

“I could work as much and eat as much as any man and bear the lash as well.  And ain’t I a woman?”  Sojourner Truth 1852

 

Chapter 15

 

“I must in all candor, say I do not consider myself fit for the Presidency.” Abraham Lincoln in letter to editor T. J. Pickett Springfield Il

 

“Secession is neither more nor less than revolution.”  Pres Buchanan

 

“You can always get the truth from an American statesman after he has turned seventy, or given up all hope of the presidency.”  Wendell Phillips, noted abolitionist, 1860

 

“Sending armies to McClellan is like shoveling fleas across a barnyard.  Not half of them get there.”  Abraham Lincoln

 

“War means fighting and fighting means killing.”  Nathan Bedford Forrest, confederate General

 

“War is cruelty.  There is no use trying to reform it.  The crueler it is, the sooner it will be over.”  William T. Sherman

 

“Give me a Union Infantry and a Confederate Cavalry and I’ll lick anyone in the world.”  Robert E. Lee

 

The Civil War is characterized as “a rich man’s war but a poor man’s fight.”

 

“Our country is invaded—our homes are in danger—We are deprived or they are attempting to deprive us of that glorious liberty for which our Fathers fought and bled and shall we finally submit to this? Never!  We are only asking for self-government and freedom to decide our own destinies. We claim nothing of the North but—to be let alone.”  Gertrude Clanton Thomas, southern plantation mistress, 1861

 

Chapter 16

 

“If there is a worse place than Hell, I am in it.”  Abraham Lincoln on the Civil War

 

“…But one of them would make war rather than let the nation survive, and the other would accept war rather than let it perish, and the war came.”  Abraham Lincoln, 2nd inaugural address, March 4, 1865

 

“We are not only fighting hostile armies but a hostile people.”  Gen William T. Sherman

 

“Our country owed all her troubles to [Lincoln] and God simply made me the instrument of his punishment.”  John Wilkes Booth in his diary

 

“We are born on the same soil, breathe the same air, live on the same land, and why should we not be brothers and sisters?”  Nathan Bedford Forrest, Confederate general

 

“As to the emancipated Negroes, while there is of course a natural dislike to the loss of so much property, in my inmost soul, I cannot regret it.”   Gertrude Clanton Thomas told her journal in May 1865

 

“I am now considered sucha  monster, that I hesitate to darken with my shadow, the doors of those I love, lest I should bring them misfortune.”  Robert E. Lee